P.A.L.M. Activists Rally At The Hexagon
SALEM, Mass.- Today, P.A.L.M. activists were found rallying near the Hexagon in an attempt to get the attention of Secretary of Magic, Polonius Aberfoyle For over a year, P.A.L.M.’s attentions have been focused on the efforts of Kraven Bloodthorne and Audrey Deserand to rebuild the Timmernak School. Now a majority of the heat seems to [...]
Secretary Aberfoyle Addresses Nation
Secretary Aberfoyle addressed the nation today on the continuing threat of Simon Drake, and what steps the government is taking to combat that threat: A full transcript will be available later today.
Simon Drake to Become Muggle President?
Drake at Press Conference DENVER, Colo- In disturbing news from our nation’s capital, Simon Drake has announced his candidacy to become President of the United States. While public opinion on Drake’s intentions with Wizarding government remains polarized, one cannot help but question why he is also attempting to gain the most powerful office in the [...]
Aberfoyle Announces Unity Government
DENVER, Colo. – In the aftermath of an attack by Simon Drake just minutes before, Secretary of Magic Polonius Aberfoyle announced the formation of a unity government, and appointed his longtime rival Oswald P. Kensington of the Grand Old Mages’ party as his new Vice-Secretary of Magic and Wizarding Secretary of War. “I call upon [...]
Aberfoyle Takes Oath of Office, Assumes Secretary of Magic Post
SALEM, Mass. – Students at Avistrum Academy were shocked yesterday by the unexpected appearance of Polonius Aberfoyle, the Secretary of Magic-elect who was rendered comatose when he shielded his election opponent, Oswald P. Kensington, from an assassination attempt during Aberfoyle’s victory speech last April. Aberfoyle, a long-time professor of Transfiguration at the school, made the [...]
Kensington Breaks Up Angry P.A.L.M. Protest
DENVER, Colo. – On the heels of numerous protests over the past several weeks, the members of P.A.L.M. (Parents Against Lawless Magic) had expected that Kraven Bloodthorne would surely be removed from his post at Avistrum Academy of Sorcery. When they learned yesterday that the professor would not be removed, P.A.L.M. reacted immediately, moving forward [...]
P.W.P. and P.A.L.M.: Kensington “Coup”Unconstitutional, Requires Prosecution
SALEM, Mass. – Oswald Kensington has perpetrated an unconstitutional coup and belongs in Alcatraz, not the Secretaryship of Magic, according to Koiyle Fremingward, and a synod of leading figures in the Progressive Wizards’ Party. “Kensington can talk all he wants to about obsolete provisions in the Salem Compact, but the fact is, when Polonius Aberfoyle [...]
Kensington Survived Second Assassination Attempt Last Spring
SALEM – (Tursey Trunk, Morning Oracle Political Bureau) Senator Oswald Kensington (GOM-PA), who conceded to Polonius Aberfoyle in last April’s Special Election to succeed Secretary Greywolf, seems to have survived a possible second assassination attempt last Spring, the Oracle has from multiple sources inside the Aurors’ office and in spite of a complete silence on [...]
Kensington Assumes Secretaryship of Magic, Aberfoyle Still Comatose
Senator Oswald Kensington (GOM-PA) released the following announcement Friday afternoon: When Polonius Aberfoyle heroically interposed his body between mine and an attempted assassination by some dark force unknown, he had only just secured the mandate of the American Wizarding Community to assume the post of our Secretary of Magic. The office is rightfully his, by [...]
Aberfoyle Wins Election, but is Struck Down in Assassination Attempt (Updated)
DENVER, Colo. – In one of closest elections for Secretary of Magic in the last century, Polonius Aberfoyle was declared the winner today, but the joyous victory party turned tragic when Aberfoyle lunged to protect Senator Oswald Kensington from an assassination attempt. WNN called the race for Aberfoyle at 2:39 PM Eastern Time when his [...]