Tursey Trunk is a contributor for the Morning Oracle's national bureau. He has been a member of the Morning Oracle staff since 2002.
SALEM, Mass. – Oswald Kensington has perpetrated an unconstitutional coup and belongs in Alcatraz, not the Secretaryship of Magic, according to Koiyle Fremingward, and a synod of leading figures in the Progressive Wizards’ Party. “Kensington can talk all he wants to about obsolete provisions in the Salem Compact, but the fact is, when Polonius Aberfoyle [...]
In a major combat operation this morning, Acting Secretary of Magic Oswald P. Kensington and the Salem Division of the Aurors Department retook the Morning Oracle building and restored its normal publication. Approximately 13 of the Regulators who seized the building and Imperiused the staff were killed, another nine taken into custody by the Aurors. [...]
SALEM – (Tursey Trunk, Morning Oracle Political Bureau) Senator Oswald Kensington (GOM-PA), who conceded to Polonius Aberfoyle in last April’s Special Election to succeed Secretary Greywolf, seems to have survived a possible second assassination attempt last Spring, the Oracle has from multiple sources inside the Aurors’ office and in spite of a complete silence on [...]
Senator Oswald Kensington (GOM-PA) released the following announcement Friday afternoon: When Polonius Aberfoyle heroically interposed his body between mine and an attempted assassination by some dark force unknown, he had only just secured the mandate of the American Wizarding Community to assume the post of our Secretary of Magic. The office is rightfully his, by [...]
The Galumph Polling and Divination Organization today released its latest tracking poll and prophecy for this April’s special election for the Secretaryship of Magic. It appears that the surprise entry of Speaker of the House Simon Drake into the campaign has eroded the once-commanding lead of the Progressive Wizards’ Party Candidate, Senator Polonius Aberfoyle (CO). [...]