Drake Campaign Poster - Making Everything Right
Simon Drake is not sitting still in his independent bid for Secretary of Magic against Polonius Aberfoyle (PWP) and Oswald Kensington (GOM). The Drake campaign released a new poster today, this one emblazoned with the slogan “Making Everything Right.”
A Drake spokesperson assured reporters that Mr. Drake is mounting more than just a vanity campaign. “Compared with the fecklessness of Polonius Aberfoyle, or the buffoonery of Oswald Kensington, Simon Drake believes he has an opportunity with this campaign to deal with the real issues facing wizardkind, and to converse with the American people in an honest, straightforward way. He believes he has a real chance to win against the two major party candidates.”
Several states have already announced that Mr. Drake is too late to be listed on the ballot, but that write-in procedures will allow voters to make him their choice on April 16th.